Gem's Law

#1. You always sneeze AFTER you have put on your make-up.

#2. Your car always breaks down with a tank full of petrol.

#3. Your hair only ever looks good the day before you go out.

#4. Your oven breaks down on the rare occasion that your freezer is full of food.

#5. Whenever you buy a DVD off Amazon that you haven't seen for years and never seen for sale in the shop, Sky decide to play it the week later.

#6. Your boiler breaks down the day after your landlord leaves the country.

#7. The left shoe of your favourite pair with silver sequins only ever shows up when you're looking for your slippers.

#8. You buy your son a paddling pool on the hottest day of the year, spend two hours filling it up with water and it rains for the next 8 months.

#9. The first time in 6 months you decide you to out to your local to see your friends, the pub landlord closes for refurbishment.

#10. You spend a months pay buying plants to make the garden look nice for the summer and next door's rabbit squeezes through the fence and eats the lot.

#11. Your son's XBox breaks down a fortnight after Christmas.

#12. You move your TV to the other side of the room BEFORE you realise that the lead from the Satellite dish only reaches half-way.

#13. You only ever seem to remember that you have left your bank card in the car AFTER the shop keeper has scanned your items.

#14. The gas only ever runs out when you are in the shower.

#15. You only ever get asked for I.D for cigarettes when you have left your I.D in the house.

#16. Visitors only ever show up when you are half-way through the door.

#17. Your son is only ever hungry when it is bedtime.

#18. You spend hours getting ready to look nice on a night out, and your friends only ever decide to take photographs when you yawn.

#19. You only ever find that fiver you lost three weeks ago on payday.

#20. Your cat only ever does tricks when the people you are showing her off to leave the room.